Dear Donald Rumsfeld,

Did it perhaps EVER cross your mind that if you had quit even a month ago, things would've been a LOT different yesterday? Way to screw your entire fucking party over.

I never liked you anyways.


Dear President Bush,

When Rummy told you he'd quit, why didn't you make him leave then? That would've not only boosted your numbers but your party's numbers as well. You're almost as dumb as Rummy over there.

Don't make me regret '04.


Dear Patrick Murphy,

Forget what I said before. I hate you.


Dear Mike Fitzpatrick,

I love you, not as much as Jim Greenwood, but I still love you. Even though you didn't win the election, you are still the better man in this fight. And don't fret if you do lose anyways, cause BucksCo will reelect you again in two years after Murphy fucks up the place.

A loyal intern and supporter.

Dear 8th District of Pennsylvania,

I am ashamed to call you home. You have put a good man and strong leader out of work. Be careful what you wish for.

A forever Fitzpatrick supporter

I NEVER talk politics on here, or elsewhere really but I need to vent NOW.




Dear Pennsylvania Voters,

I hate the 99% of you who aren't family members or friends. Most of you are in fact, idiots.

Enjoy the shitty choices you've made.

Especially if Fitz loses the 8th.

Thank goodness I will never live in that state full time (hopefully ever) again.

No love,
A former (but still voting and tax paying) Pennsylvanian



Dear Democrats,

Enjoy it for now. But you'll lose Congress again in two years when people see how badly you've fucked it up.

Cause I know you will.

Nancy Pelosi being in charge make me want to cry.

No love,
A very moderate Republican, but still a Republican.



Dear Connecticut Voters,

You're the stupidest ones of all.

Seriously, what the fuck are you people thinking?

You're gonna regret it in the morning.

I won't even end this letter because I can't think of anything nice to say.



A quick addition to say THANK YOU SOUTH DAKOTA. No wire hangers EVER!

Dear Couple at the Corner of 21st and I Streets NW, Washington, DC, today, approx. 2:15 PM:

I was across the street at Baja Fresh while the two of you were in front of the Bank of America, supposedly saying goodbye to each other. Goodbyes don't last 15+ minutes. Seriously, I'm surprised you didn't drop to the ground and go at it right in the middle of DC, only four blocks from the fucking White House. The grabass, the groping, the tongues down each others' throats. There's a difference between love and slight PDA's and making everyone within eyeshot of you absolutely retch. You're lucky I ate lunch in Alexandria because if I had been eating food at Baja Fresh, I doubt I would've been able to stomach a burrito AND your act. Next time, keep the mating rituals indoors. Please?

Signed,
One of many witnesses to your lunchtime hookup

*****

Sorry kids. Had to get that one out. Tomorrow morning I'm off to Florida until Monday night. I'm just gonna be chilling in West Palm Beach, nothing special. If you need me, cell me at 202()213()4664. Take care and don't melt in this heat. Yeeesh.

Primary Selections: Course Title Cred Instructor Days Times Bldg Room
01 INAF-343-01 CASE STUDIES:AMER FOREIGN POL 3.0 Lake, Anthony MW 01:15PM - 02:30PM ICC 106

02 INAF-363-01 PRACTICING DIPLOMACY ABROAD 3.0 Schaffer, Howard B T 02:15PM - 04:05PM ICC 231

03 INAF-350-01 RELIGION & INTRNL AFFAIRS 3.0 Esposito, John L T 10:15AM - 12:05PM ICC 270

04 ENGL-315-01 BRITISH COMEDY OF MANNERS 3.0
MW 11:40AM - 12:55PM ICC 106

05 HIST-381-01 MILITARY HISTORY OF NATO 3.0 Kaplan, Lawrence S M 04:15PM - 06:30PM ICC 231




Alternate Selections: Course Title Cred Instructor Days Times Bldg Room
01 HIST-436-01 WOMEN & GENDER IN MODERN EUROPE 3.0 Horvath-Peterson, S W 02:15PM - 03:55PM ICC 216

02 GOVT-293-01 STATE/POL OF FORMER SOVIET UNION 3.0 Gustafson, Thane E TR 04:15PM - 05:30PM WGR 208

03 HIST-486-01 AMERICA IN VIETNAM 3.0 Tucker, Nancy B W 04:15PM - 05:55PM ICC 221B

04 ARTM-023-01 TRAD & POP MUSICS OF AMERICA 3.0 Del Donna, Anthony R TR 01:15PM - 02:30PM NN MCN

05 THEO-072-01 ETHICS & INTERNAT'L RELATIONS 3.0 Winters, Francis X TR 02:40PM - 03:55PM ICC 120


Dear God,

I know you're busy right now getting RSVP's from everyone but if you could find it in your heart to give me my primary schedule in its entirety, I would be ever so grateful. Because that schedule would rock hardcore.

Thank you,
Ali :o)

Dear West Wing writers,

The whole Castro thing? Please, stop, don't. Just don't. And what's with Kate's ultra shady past? Don't go all Season 5 on me again kids.

And for the love of god, BRING SAM BACK!

Love,
A disgruntled Sam lover


Dear Group Meetings,

Bite me. Seriously. Grab a fucking spoon. You're taking MY time now and that's not cool.

Mucho hate,
A GTown student NOT in the business school


Dear Tim Burton and Johnny Depp,

Why did you have to go remake Willy Wonka? It's a fucking masterpiece and now you want to mess with it and terrify small children. I don't like that.

Show Gene Wilder some love people.

No love,
Someone speaking for anyone who grew up between 1970 and 1990


Dear Dean Krogh,

You rock. Hardcore.

Lots of love,
A very grateful student


Dear Sead Dizdarevic,

Come here. I wanna fucking kiss you. You are so freaking cool. Serbia is love.

You made a 3!!!!!

Love and smiley faces,
A happy Hoya


Dear Easter break,

You cannot come soon enough.

Counting the days,
A girl missing her mommy and her puppy

1. Let my cable be fixed for good.

I finally got to see the cable guy face to face today and it turns out, as expected, THAT MY CABLE OUTAGES WERE NOT MY FAULT OR MY TV'S FAULT. So fuck you UIS for constantly blaming it on me when I had NOTHING to do with it. The problem was a faulty cable connection in the wall. It wasn't installed well and therefore kept falling out and its proximity to my refrigerator only made things worse. So he fixed the connection as well as the connection to my tv and things should be working better now. I mean MTV and VH1 are still a little fuzzy, but they've always been, and I'll take that in exchange for having my networks back. NBC <333

2. Let my mom find my Valentine's Day present.

It vanished and I have a feeling my mom spent money she didn't have on it so hopefully she'll find it cause otherwise I'm just gonna feel worse than I already do.

3. Let these new sleeping pills work.

I hate feeling anxiety. I've got a bad case of it and I've gone on meds in the past to no avail. I'm not allowed to go on Xanax or the like because they're habit forming so I'm gonna go on a milder form of what my mom takes.

4. Let my paper go by easily tonight.

Book reviews suck. Especially on a book I haven't touched in two weeks and can't remember a thing about. I did well on my last one for Dean Krogh so hopefully I can bullshit another masterpiece.

5. Let my interview go well tomorrow.

Cause I really want this WISH List job. I mean, I haven't stopped applying other places yet but worrying about it is one more source of stress I don't need (see number 3).

December may have exploded upon me today, but my Christmas cheer is very limited and thus some things need to be said:

Dear Roomie's Boyfriend,

Can I once come back to my room to not find you here, usually making out with said roomie? Can you not talk to me ever rather than pester me with annoying questions when I have things to do? Can you not be an intellectual poseur? Could you leave maybe like NOW?!?

Thanks and hate,
Your girlfriend's disgruntled roommate


Dear Final Papers,

I have four of you this year. And three of you are due in a 24 hour span (by 5PM on December 13th to 5PM on December 14th). Because of this, can you go die now? Especially scary military security paper that I don't want to even think about let alone write.

Stressed out,
A Georgetown junior


Dear "Woman who insulted me in Chipotle Monday",

Can you get the fuck over the election already? I am NOT from a Red state, especially not one in the Midwest. I'm from a Blue state but I just happen to have a conscience. Move to Canada already.

Bush!LOVE,
A member of the Mandate


Dear Jonathan (cast member of The Amazing Race 6),

You are a mean, cruel and abusive man and I would give anything to rip appendages from your body, starting with your larynx. Do shut the fuck up. Can we bring the Bowling Moms back already? Hell, I'll even take Colin!

Mucho hatred,
A person who thinks TAR Season 5 was better


Dear El Machino,

You're cool. I thoroughly anticipate my visit with you Saturday night. Save some corn mush for me.

Nothing but love,
Your Chevy's girl

Dear Group Projects,

Here's a spoon. You will not even come close to getting me out of watching the debate Wednesday night. President Bush is far more important to me than you are. Only Kerry would endorse you, just to create further bureaucracy. Therefore, you need to die.

Hate,
Ali